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- Dean Stangl: So, you're a very fit man....
- Anderson Cooper: Jane! I am completely flattered Jane, but there is no way that this could ever go anywhere because, you see, I'm gay!
- Dean Stangl: Well, so am I!
- Smith College Student Body: Erupts into laughter
Drying your hands when there isn’t any paper towel
I LAUGHED SO MUCH HARDER THAN NECESSARY. IT WAS MORE LIKE A WHEEZE.